Every year, we trust both The Lion and The Bear to give out gifts before our staff takes off for the holidays. And usually, the gifts are on brand, with David handing out a pack of his beloved DBA for everyone to enjoy on Christmas Day.

But this year, The Bear decided to bring in something extra in the holiday spirit. Now, when it comes to Adam, you should know that he’s always the voice of reason and always will go with the safest bet. But, wow, we didn’t realize that by trusting him with gifts things would be taken so literally…